1. Murder of English language

Murder of English language #1

From  Administrative  Deptt.    

Bengaluru in 1996 :                                              

As my mother-in-law has expired 

and I m the only one responsible for it, 

Please grant me 10 days leave.

Murder of English language #2

Employee To his Boss:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land 

along with my wife,

please sanction me one-week leave."

Murder of English language #3

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son requesting to his boss for leave:

As I want to cut my son's head  in Gaya, please leave me for two days..

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